Phoebe’s song on EPL

Every year we have a premier league
Where the toppers tumble, hence the intrigue
We wanted Christmas to be merry,
For more details contact John Terry
Roman is the man with the axe
He has AVB peeing in his slacks
Liverpool have mellowed their craze
You have to, if you have Suarez
The Sheikhs have finally found Houdini
What else can you call Mancini
Dzeko, Balotelli and Aguero
Will beat u at Old Trafford or San Siro
It is 25 years for Sir Alex Fergusson
United progress with a brief intermission
I have one question for Nani
Would u dive so much if u wore Giovanni
Robin is Batman for Wenger
He has 7 red cards on his hanger
Adebayor has worked for Harry
Pavulychenko is excess baggage to carry
Pardew was a happy man at No. 3
Since then they have been on a falling spree
Blackburn cant keep their sheets clean
The crowd wants the head of Steve Kean
Bolton, Wigan and Wolves
Made 18 19 20 their own selves
QPR bought Ferdinand and Joey Barton
Why didn’t they think of Seb Larrson
Pool saw the return of Steven Gerrard
Their best player is Bellamy the retard
Sympathy for the fans of Aston Villa
Martin O Neil was a jolly good fella
If you think the season belongs to Man City
You are underestimating your own stupidity
Norwich or Swansea, what’s in a name
That’s exactly why we love this game